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If William Shakespeare – or Florence Nightingale, or Attila the Hun, or Julius Caesar, or Jane Austen, or Pocahontas – was dropped in Trafalgar Sq., London, what would they discover most uncommon? And the way would we clarify it to them? Giles, Suffolk

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That relies upon on an essential clarification – from what peak?HaveYouFedTheFish

I feel their first query could be, “What’s the wifi password?” Catchytitled

What if Shakespeare had been dropped in modern-day London? tiofrancisco.
If it had been completed, when ’tis completed he would discover the subjunctive is on its manner out jno50
However blissful to hear “gotten” is coming again? whood
He may marvel what a get-go is; however then, so do I. jno50

The noise in folks’s properties normally. TV, music, telephones, video video games … nina1414

Julius Caesar would go down the river and have a blast the bridges. He may additionally attempt to invade Waterloo, whereas he is at it. Plastictrees

Shakespeare can be happy to the gills in any respect the pubs named after him. Charismata

I’m positive these of the well-known historic figures listed who had encountered espresso can be astonished at the some ways humanity has remodeled a easy, virtuous cup right into a disgusting, syrupy, overpriced takeaway of melancholy and disappointment (I’m very sorry, however I pour my interior reserves of anger into feeling very strongly about this in an try to ignore the indisputable fact that the world exterior is burning). artisticallyinclined

I’m positive Shakespeare would remind us, as eternally optimistic Gonzalo does in The Tempest, when he reassures his much more notorious comrades marooned on a island in the center of nowhere:
The air breathes upon us right here most sweetly …
Right here is every little thing advantageous to life …
All issues in widespread nature ought to produce
With out sweat or endeavor; treason, felony,
Sword, pike, knife, gun, or want of any engine
Would I not have; however nature ought to convey forth
Of its personal variety all foison [plenty], all abundance,
To feed my harmless folks …
I’d with such perfection govern, sir,
T’ excel the Golden Age.
RP Orlando, by e mail

Attila, not having been right here before, can be baffled. Of the relaxation, Nightingale would recognise it – Trafalgar Sq. and the Nationwide Gallery had been created about 70 years before she died. Austen would most likely discover the Georgian streets she visited had been nonetheless right here. Caesar and Pocahontas may nearly recognise the river. jno50

It could be extra attention-grabbing to see the reactions of locals and guests to a pile of skeletons dumped in the center of the metropolis amongst tons of of pigeons. getomov

Shakespeare can be delighted as he’d have 400 years of monarchs to write performs about. Austen would observe conversations about relationships and see that not a lot has modified. Attila the Hun can be whispering in Starmer’s ear that the UK authorities ought to ship him to America to advise Trump on his conflict on Iran. Julius Caesar would wryly remark that politicians nonetheless betray one another and inform Shakespeare to write one other play about it. And Pocahontas can be happy that marriage between folks of various heritage is not such a giant factor nowadays. Plus ça change, plus c’est la même selected. GrasmereGardens

I reckon they may discover that costs had gone up. Machine2

After his preliminary disgust Shakespeare would instantly discover a manner to get to Stratford-upon-Avon. He’d be appalled to discover his residence city because it is. The demolition of the nice home he had constructed and died in would appal him and his birthplace museum, although it’d amuse him, would go away him chilly. As for the pathetic makes an attempt the city makes to be mock Shakespearean: he’d snigger at that, too. He would not perceive the veneration wherein he is held, and he can be puzzled by the fixed recycling/reimagining of his performs. He would gladly return to wherever he got here from. Paul Cooper, by e mail

I’d suppose the indisputable fact that they’d been dragged unwilling from the grave again to life can be uppermost of their minds. Particularly if they think we’re planning on sending them again there after doing our survey. unclestinky

If William Shakespeare, Florence Nightingale and Jane Austen had been all “dropped” collectively, they may discover it uncommon that they’ve every been featured on Financial institution of England notes over the years. The truth that these notes’ collective worth (£40) wouldn’t purchase them breakfast in central London nowadays may take a little bit of explaining. EddieChorepost
Certain it will, if Austen might simply persuade herself {that a} Double Bacon & Egg McMuffin is breakfast. jno50

Wouldn’t they instantly choke to dying on air impossibly polluted to anybody who existed before the industrial revolution? Catkin20
Not essentially. Contemplate all the smoke from the wooden fires that had been their solely supply of warmth, or manner to prepare dinner. tiofrancisco
By Elizabethan occasions London households had been burning “sea coal”. The smoke ranges can be increased than in the present day. Don’t neglect there have been no massive sewer works till the 1800s, and transport was largely horse-powered. The overwhelming odor in summer time months was untreated sewage. Those that might afford to moved their households out to the nation. leadballoon

After a change of garments and some updates on 400 years of historic and technological developments, I think about Shakespeare would enjoyment of simply strolling round and listening to folks’s conversations. He’d discover, as phrases became sentences and sentences into paragraphs, how little, superficially, the language had modified. Then he’d suppose: ’tis passing unusual. Methinks I do perceive the phrases, methinks I do perceive the sentences. However once I get to the finish of the paragraph, I haven’t received a clue what these folks are speaking about. Simon Chapman, Marseille, France

They’d most likely suppose that everybody in the world had gone mad, strolling round speaking to themselves (however really utilizing their cell phones with earbuds). Peridot. In reply: Shakespeare would simply suppose they had been soliloquising. jno50

I assumed that again in the Nineties once I was crossing some open park close to London Fields. Some man was strolling in direction of me, muttering – to himself I assumed. Then I noticed some earphones and a wire and realised he was on the cellphone. nin1414

William Shakespeare upon arrival in the current day would most likely breathe a sigh of aid that the monarchy had stopped making cat noises. Lengthy before it was Trafalgar Sq., it was the place of the King’s Mews.

If Attila was to be dropped in Trafalgar Sq. I anticipate he’d be relatively confused at first. Because it’s a well-known assembly place, particularly for {couples} who do have a tendency to greet one another with, “Hello Hun”, his possible response, after a minute or two of being not solely ignored however having a part of his title utilized by “hoi-polloi”, can be to wave his arms round and shout “Oi!”, before being consumed with jealousy and rage. The crowds would flee, he’d push Nelson’s Column over together with his naked palms, and chew the heads off Landseer’s lions. Then he’d storm the Nationwide Gallery and severely criticise the work. All after all before the remainder of the Huns arrived.

As to explanations, you don’t clarify issues to Attila the Hun, you leg it a bit sharpish. bricklayersoption

Pocohontas would go searching and really feel she did not know the place she was however be pondering, “One thing tells me I’ve been right here before!” Gregbythebay

I don’t know what they’d suppose however you’d definitely have a most wonderful journey and a high quality alternative to full your high-school class undertaking, identical to Invoice and Ted. Dorkalicious

Shakespeare may say: “I choose it saff ovvuh rivah.” PeteTheBeat.
Is {that a} Warwickshire accent? I’ve heard it mentioned he’d sound extra American than fashionable English. jno50

What would Shakespeare discover most uncommon? The robotic avenue performers and the floating Yoda, most likely. mrfloydthursby

He’d most likely be searching for a horse! a horse! His kingdom for a horse! Sagarmatha1953

Admiral Nelson: “Can somebody take away this pigeon shit from my head?” catchytitled